Amy Child's thinks the House of Commons is run by Sally Bercow...

Oh Amy... do you honestly think that Sally Bercow runs the House of Commons? Wow.

So apart from that very amusing blunder, in true Big Brother fashion, not much has happened in the house this weekend.

All we’ve found out is that Kerry has a huge tongue and Jedward’s fashion sense is...er...awful.

Kerry’s ‘secret mission’ was pointless, ridiculous and just plain stupid. It wasn’t funny, it wasn’t exciting and it didn’t leave me on tenterhooks wondering what tomorrows episode would bring. BO-RING.

Like that task should have been hard for her anyway. “I’m not a diva! I’m not a diva!” Do us a favour Kerry - you’re a pro.

Starting to feel quite sorry for her, though. And you have to hand it to a show that can make anyone feel sorry for Kerry Katona.

I did want to give her a massive hug when she failed, too. And when she had to choose other members to go up for eviction? Heart-wrenching stuff.

A bit gutted she chose Bobby Sabel, though. What are we going to do for eye candy if he goes? The Pap and the boxer (does anyone know his name?) don’t exactly do it for me.

And what’s this? Jedward in the bath together? Shame they have no sex appeal else that would have been and LOT more thrilling to watch.

Come on BB, liven it up a bit...

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