So, it's 4 days till a bunch of z-list celebs kiss goodbye to the world's simple luxuries and prepare to have their every move documented in the Big Brother House.

And when I say every move, I mean EVERY move. If you've read about the new design, you'll know what I'm talking about.

But if you haven't...

Where's the one place you can go to for full, undivided privacy? The one place that you can hide safe in the knowledge that you can do anything you want without anyone seeing?

You've guessed it - the bathroom.

But this is Big Bro after all, and this year they've gone all out to make sure that no nook or cranny is hidden from the other members of the house. They've only gone and installed a bathroom with SEE THROUGH WALLS right in the middle.

Genius. Why didn't they think of this 10 years ago?

My bet is that Jedward will turn Peeping Tom's whilst Amy Childs hogs the bathroom for hours on end to fake tan/do her hair/fake tan/apply make up/fake tan etc etc.

And if there's just one bathroom, but Amy's hogging it, where on earth are Jedward going to gel their hair 5 metres high?

Oh - silly me - they stick their fingers in a plug socket and hey presto they're ready to go.

What about the rest of the house?

The famous staircase - the exit and entrance to the outside world - is curved, glam and pretty swish. Shame that it's ruined by 6 pointless lanterns above. Looks a bit like the interior designers forgot about them until the end so shoved them anywhere because they were in a hurry to get to the pub. Nice job, guys.

But by far the worst decor idea is the aquarium style wallpaper that's plastered on a few walls. It looks more like it belongs in a child's bedroom than in the Big Brother house. Seriously, if they wanted to be creative why not try and install a real aquarium in the wall? A bit pricey perhaps, probably pretty damn difficult too, but the look on the housemates faces if it burst all over the house? PRICELESS.

The rest of the house is pretty much your bog-standard BIg Brother craziness -clashing lounge chairs, a few white seats here and there to spruce it up a bit, a dining room table that looks miles too small to fit all the housemates in it.

Oh, and there's a gym and a sauna room too.

What do you think? Love or hate the new decor? Post a comment below.